Original ''Tiny Penis'' T-shirt: as worn by House of Thwax bouncers.

One size (tight!). £25

High Court Affidavit: bound up with wax and ''Preaching'' pink ribbon, ''In the Matter of Grievous Bodily Harm'', Tanya Cheex, Mrs Cutts-Watson, Eugenie Smith. (Only cover page is visible, rest of text is dummy).

Only one in existence - size A4. £40

House of Thwax Flyer: as distributed by House of Thwax, Tanya on front holding a kneeling Eugenie by collar and chain. Picture by renowned fetish photographer Trevor Watson.

Size A5 approx, full colour. £7

Peter Emery Holy Hardware ID Badge: complete with pic of Christien Anholt and ''Log onto the Lord'' slogan.

Only one in existence. £30

Peter Emery House of Commons ID Badge: complete with pic of Christien Anholt and date July 1997.

Only one in existence. £30

Henry Harding MP, House of Commons ID Badge: MP Henry Harding, moral crusader and ex-headmaster. Complete with pic of Tom Bell and date July 1997.

Only one in existence. £30

Miss Wilderspin House of Commons ID Badge: MP Henry Harding's secretary and full-on perv). Complete with pic of Georgina Hale and date July 1997.

Only one in existence. £30

Photo of Tanya in her vanilla life: Small family snap print. Guinevere Turner looking totally sweet with flower between teeth. Never published or shown except briefly as a prop in the movie.

Size 10 x 11cm. £15

Original Shooting Script: White on black, complete with warning to agents etc that the film contains frank scenes of alternative sexuality etc! Signed by director on front page at your request.

Size A4. £15

In addition - Exclusive Publicity Material: Poster commemorating the soundtrack with unique artwork, signed by the writer/director Stuart Urban (white at area on front for signature).

Size A3. £5